Liberal Art
School Mode:
Question Authority;
Question Everything:
Bumper Stickers I have
seen
Local Fool for Thought
(environmental studies &
atmospheric pressure)
Clean sweep of Advancement
(formerly know as “development”):
a tornado, thunder-clap, holy smokes.
Awesome!
Can smell the ozone..
Had a beagle named Zeke, voted
Homecoming Queen in the late '70's
but Dean of Students, Mary Sue Rix
nixed it & he never got his crown.
Zeke hated farm cows when they
cozied near the front fence & if any
of the family were in the yard, he'd
have to storm the barrier barking like
a basset, legs spinning backwards as
he got close enough to collide and
then, tongue lolling & stinking of fear,
back to us, sitting in lawn chairs
snapping beans or grading papers
— smelling like ozone.
We liked cows fine.
Ann would never buy Larsen beef:
too close to home-groan. She watched
them in fields safely grazing, Zeke not with
standing, and preferred saran-wrapped
frozen goods from Ingles god forbid we
eat local food.
Dong
Yeah, we eat dog in
but never our own. The neighbors’:
sure. But not all in the family.
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