Monday, July 12, 2010

The Epimenidean Dilemma

The Epimenidean Dilemma
 
“All Cretan’s are Liars!” says
Epimenides, the Cretan
 
Cretan himself: Epimenides calls
all Cretans liars and if he’s telling
the truth, he’s got to be lying and
if he’s lying, well, then he’s telling
truth; oh… but then he’s lying telling
the truth: pants on fire. .
 
Demonstrating it: walking the talk
—so to speak, or just talking it.
 
Ok: I’m a liar lying when I say  all
Cretans are liars. But  I’m  telling
the truth. We’re all liars.
 
Look, I know I’m a liar myself, I
admit it. but I’m telling you: we’re
all of us Cretans. liars. 
 
   Well, but you may be lying then,
    liar!  Seeing as you admit you
    are one.
 
Yeah, but I’m telling you the  truth:
we’re ALL liars: me, too, so  what’s
the problem here? Can’t you see the
sweat of my sincerity? Take  my
words for it.  What  do I have to lose
to prove what liars we are, I am?
 
Isn't it possible, that me ( liar) could be
telling the truth about us Pants- On-Fire?  
All  ablaze a glow in seeming contradiction
and paradox that a liar might also be a
truth-sayer that  depends on  liar-awareness
without  which  NBL: nothing but lie,  so
that knowing I’m a  liar calling all Cretans
liars makes truth a horse of another color
swirling  in the contradiction of calling all
Cretan’s liars but maybe not factoring my
self in, know what I’m saying? Always
a possibility.
 
Of course there’s still the problem  that If
I declare (truthfully) that all us  Cretans
are liars, you will  rightfully and
appropriately resist: don’t
pay him no never mind
he’s one of us: liar,
lying. Forgetaboutit.   
 
See the problem? Dilemma?.

Epimenides

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