Humanities May Be Hazardous to your Health

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obTNwPJvOI8&feature=player_embedded 
(So you want to get a PhD in the Humanities?

Dear Colleagues, If you haven't seen this YouTube animation
on the Humanites, you might ought to. We can argue afterwards.
Does it overstate, understate?  Is it large & contains multitudes?


Hazardous To My Health
 
I’ll never write a book, but
if I did: I like this title:
May be Hazardous
to my Health.
 
Be careful.
Be wary
Aware
Watch out &
don’t be going
near the water
 
Alive is deadly.
Dead & Deadening’s
much safer.  I can count
on the dead,
 
Dead is done, literally
perfected  “It is finished”
says Christ-on- the-Cross
by which he meant: perfect.
Never more. No more. Over.  
 
Call me Necrophiladelphian:
I love it dead: to be determined.
Certain. Nailed.
 
Alive is hazardous
to my health.  .
Indeterminate.
 
xxxooo, The Lead Poisoning
Prevention Crew,  brass keys
(wash your hands)  plastic plates,
some vinyl Venetian blinds; good
will items (knickknacks, jewelry,
used furniture), houses built before
1978, Asian plumb products.
& candies & wrapper ink may
be hazardous to one’s health