Monday, June 13, 2011

My Fig Leaf Conspiracy

Dear Colleagues Across the Curriculum

Wiener Weakness (cont.):
 
No leg to stand on yet watch me
lambaste the crippled & the lame.
Ignorant and ignorantly I chasten
stupidity. Soaking wet in desire
how dry I am castigating horny
and  hungry. Suffused in fear &
hate, don’t I ridicule timidity &
caution & lack of courage?
Swimming in a sea of
righteousness,
I accuse.
 
Hello!
 
I stick in my thumb.
Pull out a plumb.
What a good boy am I!
 
Fig Leaf Conspiracy
 
My cul de sac season o
of mellow foolishness.
 
No  ambition--only the scritch
scratch of  Mr. Macgregor’s
 hoe--intransitive verbalization:
no direct objects.  Itching is all,
uber alles..
 
Stampeding  for a seat at Casey
Anthony’s murder trial. Sleeping
in streets to see Lady Gaga.
Considering Arnold’s robust maid
crawling into his morning bed  when
Maria leaves  for work:
 
Prurient: my  polly wally doodles
all the days of my life.
 
Global warming and steep slope
construction: they also concern me;
tornadoes, flooding &  Arizona fires:
I have some respectable concerns I
don’t mind expressing & talking about. 
 
Arguing even.
 
Transformation, faith & higher ed,
stretch marks, early pattern  male
baldness,. and housing—the economy
over all.  Jobs.   .
 
Itch.
Itching.
 
xxxooo, Sam

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