NOBLESSE OBLIGE (silly epistemologic)

Silly Epistemologic
 
Noblesse Oblige (Standard & Poor Assessment)

I know that it is the relationship between my butt
and Rock that generates what  I call “hardness” –
not just Rock unilaterally.
 
Rock is not hard, but is to me &  so I call Rock hard
even though I know better (noblesse oblige): that it’s
the way we get along—me and rock—that makes the
hardness.
 
For you: Rock IS hard, damnit and neither logic nor
sermons will convince you other wise.
 
“It’s a hard rock you say,” with conviction & no doubt
 
“Sure it is, sure it is,” I respond, accommodatingly,
 noblesse obliged.
 
Noblesse Obligingly: I know it’s the relationship
between me and Cat that generates sneeze-iness not
Cat all by itself.
 
No sneezing going on except when I’m around and Cat
is too.
 
I could blame Cat for Making Me Sneeze leaving my
response ability out of the equation.
 
Damn Cat!
 
But I know better.  Noblesse obliged. It’s my fault really.
Cat’s innocent. Cat’s not sneezing