Hobble-de-Hoy
"I consider looseness with words no less of a
defect than looseness of the bowels." ~ John Calvin
“Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in
Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.” Martin Luther
The Lame Shall Enter First Church of the Crippled
is hosting a sacramental sauerkraut, spaghetti and
strawberry festival in the basement of the down
town Concordia Temple of the Holy Ghost this
Wednesday evening at 7 pm
The depraved (damaged & damaging, damnit) are
welcome, hauling their burden of sin like weary
soldiers of the cross, , like concupiscent bulls in
china shops damned if they move, damned if
they don’t.
A brief washing in blood of the lamb will occur
before the serving of food and companionship.
After supper: exchange of dogma, doctrine and
catechism—the remission of splinters & beams
and a holy kiss.
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