Brief History of The: Lame Shall Enter First Church of the Crippled

 

         Mission Impossible

  No Myn Can Serve 2 Magisters

       Walk on Eggs (W.O.E.)

      Walk on Water (W.O.W.)

The Lame Shall Enter First Church of the

Crippled  meets Wednesday Evenings at

7 in the basement of the downtown

Concordia Temple of the Holy Ghost.

Weary and Burdened are welcome to sample

some bread of life and water for horses ,

share whine and war stories on a regular

basis.

No theologicians need apply unless you can

dump your baggage at the door and squeeze

through the I of the needle  poor as church

mice.

Goodies and smartypants: forgetaboutit.

We’re all stunned stupid here and can’t

cover it anymore. Can’t cover it any more.

Hobble-de-Hoy

‎"I consider looseness with words no less of a

defect than looseness of the bowels." ~ John Calvin

“Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in

Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.” Martin Luther

The Lame Shall Enter First Church of the Crippled

is hosting a sacramental sauerkraut, spaghetti and

strawberry festival in the  basement of the down

town Concordia Temple of the Holy Ghost this

Wednesday evening at 7 pm

The depraved (damaged & damaging, damnit) are

welcome, hauling their burden of sin like weary

soldiers of the cross, , like concupiscent bulls in

china shops damned if they move, damned if

they don’t.

A brief washing in blood of the lamb will occur

before the serving of food and companionship.

After supper: exchange of  dogma, doctrine and

catechism—the remission of splinters & beams

and a holy kiss.

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Lame Shall Enter First Church of The Crippled

membership drive this month unabashedly looking

for the fucked-up & unable to cover it,  know what

I mean?  Forgetabout it!  No goodies need apply.

Only the stunned stupid and can’t hide it any more,

can’t hide it any more.

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Banish Misfortune:  Lame Shall Enter First Church

of the Crippled is getting kicked out of the basement

of ConcordiaTemple of the Holy Ghost for attracting 

threatening undesirables:   CEO’s and bankers, gays

and not-so, photo-shop practitioners, life insurance

salesmen, golf pros,  hookers and hook-up addicts,

onanists and organ donors, school administrators, 

stock car drivers and  skateboardists,  cutters and 

body dysmorphics, bottle-water drinkers and joggers,

Bicyclists Without Helmets, lapsed fundamentalists,

bookocrats,  all-but-the-dissertation PhD candidates,

mortgage brokers,  free range chicken farmers, meat

eaters,  used car salepersons, street preachers and

Sufi  dancers, Buddhists, masseurs, yoga practitioners,

etymologists and entomologists, biologists, psychologists,

and theologists --all of them lame as hell & hobbling

undisguised     It’s embarrassing.