Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Lame Shall Enter First Church of the Crippled (pronouncements)



The Lame Shall Enter First Church
of the Crippled will hold it’s first annual
Theology, Dogma, & Doctrinal Face-Off
& Strawberry Festival  next Wednesday at
7 pm;  all denominations  welcome.  Learn
about multi-faceted varieties of religious
experience, degrees of enthusiasm and
cold conviction, emphasis and highlights,
crucial distinctions, tolerance-to-intolerance
ratios,  rational-to-irrational ratios right-to
wrong ratios, correct-to-incorrect ratios and
the peace that passes all understanding and
appropriately makes no common sense at all.

The Lame Shall Enter
First Church of the Crippled
don’t mind smarty-pants and
goodies in attendance, theologians
too if they can obey—you know:
listen for crying out loud. Hark
the herald angles, catch 22’s,
ambiguities or course and
ambivalences, doubt no doubt
so as to put it all in play.
Harmonium: a joyful noise.  

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