& confused with the liberal arts--them majors,
minors, poster & capstone events.)
I am the liberal-artiest professor in the most
liberal college in America; need we argue?
My job: to corrupt minds of youth, setting
them free from convenience & convention,
them holy terriers in the box: out! out!
and small, clouds of unknown unknowing, &
The Damned Bookocracy. Unloose the cogs
of woe, chains of Certainty & Conviction
sort of like standing in a field of rye, say: big
leather glove to catch them before the abyss
with all the rest best I can. That’s me in the