Crictical Critical Thinking

Critical Thinking: I don't feel smart or

responsible unless I can criticize--point 

out flaws and inconsistencies, the
contradictions and discrepancies, 

hidden assumptions, controlling

metaphors, solecisms, split infinity

& dangling modifiers--ha. Undermine 

opposition. Cast aspersions across   the 

aisle. Stoning the barn door from inside

--insider pokes.  Shooting fish in a barrel.

Woo Hoo: look ma, no hands. Do you see 

what I see? It's good to be smart.

O the ironies, the paradoxologies: if I could 

only preach out of three sides of my mouth 

at once. Cover all the bases simultaneous 

rather than sequential and consequential,

damnit. Then there'd be no need for woo hoo

consternation, slapping of the forehead in 

astonishment, stunned stupor & team spirit.

ok I take that back: how could I live without

my team spirit. Rah & Rah. Go Good Guys.