Them Apples

THEM APPLES 

Under the Bo Tree

Velocity trumps Position & On the Road Again

beats No Place like Home.  Journey’s the

Destination, yes? Not the destination.

Media is the  Message.  Smell the
coffee & roses & pat a puppy
not with standing but on
the go.  Velocity
rules.    

Werner Hamburger

Idolatry

(It’s not easy being an epistemologist)

Riddled with physical manifestation and
letter-of-the-law embodiment even less-
than-ultimate concerns like “satisfaction”
or “jealousy” might get stuck & stick me
for thinking  out of the pox let alone OMG
and life ever long long lasting issues
haunting us like holy ghosts.


I kicked him out of class but my boot had
nothing to do with his butt merely a manner
of speaking I can see through but how can
any resist your awesome meta force when
you talk the way you do about ultimate no
things that never  the less influence with a
force of many winds and heavy rains.

 

CRITICAL THINKING

Us educated folks ( the elite, passed 12th grade and

higher degreed) think that if we nail you for inconsistency

and  contradiction, boy holler have we got you now. If

you mess up your facts, split an infinity, misspell, blush

and stammer and shift your feet: HA! We win.

I hate you all I tell my class  dismissing them and they

laugh and laugh. No, I’m not kidding. Who you gonna

trust: me or them that say they  love you?  Would you

rather buy a car from a used car salesman who says I’ma

rip you off best I can or the one who tells you it’s my

service project to put you and the little lady in just the

right sedan for your ways and means?

Old Time Religion

Lame Shall Enter First Church of the Crippled

is getting kicked out of the basement of Concordia

Temple of the Holy Ghost for attracting threatening 

undesirables: CEO’s and bankers, gays and not-so, 

photo-shop practitioners, life insurance salesmen,
golf pros, hookers and hook-up addicts, onanists 

and organ  donors, school administrators, stock 

car drivers and skate-boardists, cutters and body

dysmorphics, bottle-water drinkers and joggers,

Bicyclists Without Helmets, lapsed fundamentalists,
bookocrats, all-but-the-dissertation PhD candidates, 

mortgage  brokers, free range chicken farmers, meat 

eaters, used car salespersons, street preachers and 

Sufi dancers, Buddhists, masseurs, yoga practitioners,

etymologists and biologists, psychologists, and

theologists --all of them lame as hell & hobbling 

undisguised It’s embarrassing.