Eminence Front

I use my exquisite rationality

and somewhat better than

average logic to address deeply

illogical and irrational problems

and people and situations and

circumstances and HAP

(happening happily) because

I don’t know any better.

Forgive me.

Like Fred Flatland unknowingly

not knowing any better reducing

spheres  to circle-jerk thinking:

Eureka! I’ve Got It.  I could say,

“Fred: you don’t got it at all.  Not

even close.”

It would be inconceivable.  

Might as well ask a fish to define

wet.

Rationality and Logic uber alles.

What are the alternatives?

It’s an eminence front.