Sunday, May 29, 2016
Religion is the Answer
Billy Goat Gruff, Mary Poppins, &
Captain America walk into a bar—
that I can tell you. It was a disaster,
folks. A disaster. I’m waiting for an
immaculate conception coming in
on the wings of a dove. Gödel’s
Theorem possibly. Salvation..
What would I do without my Good
& Evil? Reason’s why? Explanations?
Blamations? Cause & Effects? Because
& Affects? Interpretations?
Rationalizations? Good guys and
Bad guys? Scapegoats: donkeys to spin
the tales on?
Religion is the answer. Can’t be said
except in vain, profane. Plastic flamingos
on the grass, alas. If you ask the cost,
you can’t afford it. It, I said. Do I always
got to be spelling it out for you? See?
What I’m saying.